| Time for randomness |
[Feb. 27th, 2006|12:57 am] |
|  | Dear Cupid,
This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
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My-plug-in-baby heard that Mewski had dumped me and sent me an inflatable Fionachan.
Hbom and I had a threesome with Rockstar72.
Kennychan and I went to the public restrooms and hooked up through the stall. |
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Kennychan hook up with me this Valentine's day?
Sincerely,
zather |
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[Jan. 19th, 2006|03:27 pm] |
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I haven't updated recently which was noticed by Penfy so I decided to go and have a we update of my life:
Welllll....
You all already know the uncle stuff so thats fine, what else...
Its my birthday soon :D im 18 on the 2nd of march and im planning four parties lol - good excuse for 4 pissups :
2nd March - Family
3rd March - School Friends
4th March - College Friends
The GA Thursday meet - GA friends
so we can have wee parties and all that funness.
Hmm what else, college is ok just been chilling and gradually getting through my work - my auntie might be teaching one of my classes so that will be cool cause ill at least pass that class :p.
Works shite - im planning on leaving and looking for a new job by my 18th birthday hopefully in a GAME store or bookstore, even in holidays but no more bloody clothes :'(.
Im 'seeing someone' at the moment - Kirsty from work its cool and shes dead nice and funny and stuff but me being a normal screwed up guy with a fear of commitment dosen't know what to do im going up her flat tonight so I'll see then I guess.
Well thats me now im off to write up a video list :D
Cya,
Liam |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2006|08:57 pm] |
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To the great-uncle I once met, Rest in peace. Your soul will live on in the hearts of your family
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Today my great-uncle died, one hour before his sister and brother-in-law (my nana and granda) got to his bedside down in March in England. He will be missed.
Also my flu/chest infection cant make up its mind if its staying or going. which is a right bitch.
Gnight,
Liam |
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[Dec. 31st, 2005|08:38 pm] |
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Well this has been a good christmas!
First my mum goes to hospital with a suspected blood clot - then we find out its a very serious chest infection.
My great-uncle takes a stroke and is currently in hospital and the doctor says it aint looking good
It feels like I missed christmas with Debenhams sucking the fun out of it
My friends wee cousin dies
and what do I do? Go all emo? Aye right, fuck that I get even! lol I don't know how to so I'll just march on, head up high until I get a plan...
Oh yeah in my animal crossing game there is a bear called Kody - which kinda scares me gotta keep him away from the pussy - Mitzi.
Oh and I got my hobo-chan picture from Jiraiyas account - go sees ^^
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To the baby who wouldn't grow
To the baby loved by all,
To the baby taken away,
God rest your soul
- To Baby Jude.
I don't know how to express to my great-uncle, just I hope God watches over you. |
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[Nov. 25th, 2005|09:10 pm] |
mmmmm - just had a big 12" pizza and big bottle of juice littered with shit loads of sweeties, I feel fat and I love it.
Im at the stage you just feel full and happy and stupid - I like to call this the Homer Simpson stage and my god is it great. *drools for food*
*sits pats stomach and smiles like an idiot*
ok thats me all done :D thought i'd share it with the world
Liam |
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[Nov. 4th, 2005|04:18 pm] |
Quick hello and quiz :
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| Holidays |
[Oct. 15th, 2005|01:24 am] |
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Last entry before my holiday but I have good news,
I was on msn talking to a girl, Nicola, who I met at a pupil council thing in school. We were just talking away till she said "Bring me back a sexy spaniard" and I was like "aww that means im out the running :(" then she thought I wouldn't go for someone like here, I replied with I would and then proved it by asking her out on a date for when I come back my holidays. So wo-ho! she said yes and im happy!
So I can't wait to come home and i've not even left. lol
Plan for date :
Frankie and Benies for Dinner then possibly the cinema then mabye to pub.
Oh yeah and shes also 17 and 18 next christmas so shes younger! I've always been a toyboy, not anymore! :p lol.
Well thats my happy news for the night g'night everyone and see ya'll in a week.
Liam |
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| FAKE ID SUCKS ASS |
[Oct. 14th, 2005|07:55 pm] |
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| | Blink 182 - I miss you | ] |
Ok well what happened today,
well....I 'slept in' to Sociology - really I was finishing my kick ass politics essay which was nice and easy and it was fudging amazing if I don't say so myself. So went into Politics and altough I thought the guy hated my guts he was really nice to me, I was very , I was going to say disapointed but I was more sort of relieved since he decides my grades.
Well then went to the pub like usual - oh thats a lie, went to H&M got a great new black and silver shirt, new jeans which fit properly - no baggyness which makes my mum happy :p and got a red belt. You see we planned on going out and I looked like shit so I went and bought sexy clothes rather than going home :p lol Lazy and damn proud.
Then went to Boots, helped myself to some tester aftershave and went to pub. Had a few drinks - WOHO ARK, £1 VODKA RED BULL FRIDAY. But then I got ID'd...damn it, off the new guy! All the older staff dont mind and just serve me and he was like 'Get out' I wasn't happy - ARSEWIPE. :D. So me and Chris went to Europa first we fudged about with my fake ID but the ink scrapped off the picture so I need someone with a laserjet printer to print it out nice and fancy - anyone may apply :p.
So then got them to Union and came home, thats my day so far :D.
Oh and I go to Ibiza tomorrow WO-HO!!!!!! So you wont see me for a week, yeah all together now...AWWWWWW...just me hat will miss myself then? :'( lol
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[Oct. 3rd, 2005|05:40 pm] |
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| | Coldplay - Don't Panic | ] |
( All about me ) |
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[Sep. 27th, 2005|10:21 pm] |
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| | Stereophonics - Anchorman | ] |
I got caught in the rain today :(
Got up nice and late expecting to go into town but I didn't so then I kicked about and got ready for college, and walked up slowly. Bought a big spreadsheet paper too look intelligent for the new Uni girls beside College :D. But the rain ruined the idea by making me look like a drowned runt, I then pulled the puppy dog eyes to get a few "awwwwwz"
Was in Sociology bored out my skull listening to theories on Determinism and Free Will, which I didn't care about so I started the Sudoku puzzle in my paper - found out I can't do them and got into trouble for not listening ^^;;. I wasn't bothered the teacher was right enough to be unhappy about it.
Headed off after college to go to Buchanan Galleries to walk about - but it was pishing down so hid inside for a while with Will and David then when it stopped I headed off under the bridge only for a car to pass and skoosh me with water from a puddle at the side of the road. lol....
Got in and got hot. choco. from Millies and then went to Silverscreen to see a movie sale on - so picked up, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Silence of the Lambs, The Grudge and headed home.
So thats been my day and I shall leave you with a quote:
"Exactly how does one suck a Fuck?" - Donnie Darko
Liam |
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[Sep. 20th, 2005|11:59 pm] |
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Wo-ho im getting into this update thing,
well today was good - only had one class and its at 1pm and will only have one class :D so that means I can also go out the Monday night along with my tuesday *pets his poor liver*.
Sociology was ok I wasn't really listening - something about Marxism and essays I was too busy thinking about what to do when I got out and how Nikki was feeling about Tom...and then how Andrew was "tipsy" in class and then how if you poke Will in the stomach he dosen't make a bottom burp like Chris XD - Such a funny day that day.
Went out and got Millies cookies and went to pub then went with chris to get hs haircut - me and paul wandered off to burtons and saw hot girls on the 2nd floor, we shared eye contact and then paul procedded to follow them down an escalator ... until he realised it was the upwards escalator XD I was pishin myself laughing.
Got Star Wars t-shirt with two stormtroopers on it - not much into star wars but the t-shirts rock.
Went to pub had a beer and then proccedeed to go home, ITS FRESHERS WEEK AND I WAS GOING HOME I HEAR YOU SAY - 99P A DRINK AND I WAS GOING HOME I HEAR YOU SAY.
Well I was going home to doctor my Student ID to make me look 18 XD lol. Yes well this morning trial was an art attack special - what you need - paper, scissors, tip-ex/glue and toothpaste (white)... Didn't work so then I was home to come up with a new brilliant idea... Photoshop is my new friend.
My lil'bro photoshoped a new ID up nice and new and fake and looking like my current one, so I plan to print it on photo paper to give it shininess of card and then proceed into the union :D wo-ho!!
I will get arrested if caught lol - A risk im willing to take.
Also got a new interest : hacky sack.
(( On a side note I just hit back on my browser thinking I lost all this - I didnt wo-ho)
Such an amazing sport - well if thats what you can call it. Its increasing my precsion and helps me relieve stress, its amazing. I can do two/three kicks so far XD but thats after 1/2 practice which is good.
But yeah thats me,
Oh wait its not , My CD Drive isn't working I put disks in the lil'light comes on and then no disk comes up! I am lost and confused as to why - any suggestions?
Catcha ya
Liam
Edit : Freshly Stolen :
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[Sep. 18th, 2005|07:59 pm] |
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Take the quiz: "Which LOST character are you?"
Locke
You are Locke You are the Ambassador of the island. You can be a wierdo at times, but you know more than anyone else.
Just a quick hi :
Had shit day today just worked quickly got to play with toys most of the day Norma was acting all nice to me and treating me with supervisor respect - I loved it lol.
Also was coming home, left bank card in house and had to walk home then phoned to tell my mum she moaned dinner was ready RIGHT NOW (4pm) when she said it would be ready for 5 then I get home at 4.15 she says : How did you walk that fast? And dinner wont be ready for another 45 mins - WTF
Had nice long shower which was cosy I felt all warm and clean.
Going to revise at 9pm, well thats my day - gnight.
Liam |
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[Sep. 18th, 2005|12:32 am] |
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| | Stereophonics - Dakota | ] |
Hey,
Its late and im updating my LJ, something that is totally new to me. LJ's are weird things but in the case of not stating the obvious its like I dunno im tired therefore talking shite.
Well lately im in College studying HNC in Social Sciences which is great fun apart from the hot girls all have boyfriends - it made me and chris weep.
Oh yeah Chris is a guy from college I have to mention him cause I know he'll read this :p - only kiddin'. But yeah cool guy we get on and have a good laugh, not in classes cause I get serious in classes and listen ^^;; and he is my foozball twin , we are on equal winnings! Also I am attending chris's house for a while next week - poor guy - and we decided we shall be the emo brothers(like the blues brothers but emo) well actually I decided and enforced the idea ^^;; sorry chris :p. With out emo hats and suit jackets wo-ho!
William is also a cool guy I met from College, good laugh, always up for trying to get into pubs even though the underage thing exists XD - also has every story with the opening line, "One time when I was steaming..." its like the "One time when I was at band camp..." its really funny. Hes also posh - which amuses me cause he isnt lol.
Other guys are Paul - good laugh, he reminds me of my cousin, also into drinking alot - which is cool with me :D after our little wander about H & M in a slightly drunken mood we bonded :p. Div - Cool guy hardly know him much but him and Stephen/Steven are die hard rangers fans which is cool except when I don't know what they are talking about XD. Andrew Dick(hehehe sorry no-one else mentioned it so I just laugh) is cool - he is a homestar runner T-shirt XD I luvvered it. Gary - Quiet guy that stays in Cumbernauld, seems like a good laugh don't know him much.
I'd talk about the lassies but I would be here for ages and can't be arsed - they are all so complicated ^^;;.
Well today I was in work and tried to act ill and ended up tricking my mind into thinking I was Ill and I felt sick. So my nice friendly caring work loaded my up with paracetamol and sent me off to shoes lol. Got to shout at andrew, shoes has been a mess and people got there arse kicked cause it was and when I went in it was a tip so i said to andrew look I need to get this place tidy - he ignored me so I turned around in a nice friendly way and said : ANDREW DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND TIDY UP CAUSE I AIN'T TAKING SHIT CAUSE THIS PLACE AINT TIDY AND YOU AINT DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB RIGHT!! I am rarely angry but when I am you know im pissed off ^^;; he was a bit shocked and hurried to tidy.
Then went bowling with Chiyo, Catboi, Jiraiya, Nick, Kim, Gendo(Ghandi) and Chiyos mums pals dugs aunties grannys cousins song Craig ^^;;. Got Chiyo her covers right now she is probably laying in them going "HEHEHEEHEH IM GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW" which wouldn't surprise me :p. Had a good day altough I came last - I blamed my emo hat yet it was my ineptness :(. Saw my dads girlfriends granddaughter which surprised me slightly but thats another LJ story.
Went off to McDonalds for food and more homosexual mockery - don't ask you know who you are!! *shakes head in disgust* sadly it was directed at me ^^;;. After food headed home, parted ways and came to talk to msn people - which was at max of 12 now at 4 - wo-ho.
Also like to welcome Layla(sorry if I spelled wrong - tiredness) and Chris to my friends list.
Well thats it so far - catch you all later.
Liam |
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[Aug. 17th, 2005|12:03 am] |
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Ok I just done 8 more quizzes FIND OUT WHAT IM SUPPOSIDLY LIKE!!! :
Feel free to steal
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[Aug. 16th, 2005|11:37 pm] |
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ABAHAAHAHA FOLLOW MY CULT - LIAMS CULT.....Im rich...
WOOT - Hows that for a boost of confidence!!!
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[Aug. 13th, 2005|07:42 pm] |
I'm in that sort of pissed off mood where you keep your mouth shut and determined not to talk to anyone - or is that just me that does that?
Well anyway I've gave up on my family THEY ARE A BUNCH OF ARSEHOLES
I'm first child so of course im expected to be mr.perfect - I can't do anything wrong or the world will collapse into itself killing thousands upon millions.
But then whoops I did something wrong and im hit with thousands of things that are wrong with me, its not as if the first words I hear from my dad when I tell him what my exams results were - "Thought you could have done better"
Cheers shitface but "Well done" might have made me like you more.
I can't talk to my mum or she thinks im feeling sorry for myself - which sometimes I will be, and mabye I am know its hard to tell - can't talk to my brother BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE SHIT WHO YOU CAN TRUST WITH A FUCKING SIMPLE SECRET BUT HE HAS TO GO TELL THE FUCKING WORLD - and I can't talk to my dad cause he is a prick. Of course if I tell the rest of my family - everyones dissapointed in wonder boy, "I can't believe it - he farted the wrong way? Omfg!"
So with my inept ability of not being able to talk to anyone about problems due to the fact I fear they may hate me for it sucks ass seriously....but im a good listener - its weird how your brain grows.
Well I feel a bit better - ok thats a fuckin lie I feel like shit but its cool I'll deal with it.
Liam
I'm sorry if this feels like attention seeking but fucking deal with it. |
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